JUST KEEP IT REAL WITH ME QUOTES UPGRADE

Why would I? It was advanced bull**** about blood, sweat and tears, that kind of stuff.'Ģ6. ' Mourinho is Guardiola's opposite. 'Then Guardiola started his philosopher thing. On having one too many after Juventus' 2005 title win.Ģ5. If he did join, he would have to get used to the fact that Zlatan scores even better goals than him.'Ģ4. 'It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. Ibrahimovic on a tussle with former teammate Onyewu, during which the Swede broke a rib.Ģ3. 'If still wants to move next summer, or in January, I would urge him to come and play with me in Paris. He was nearly 6-foot-5 and weighed over 15 stone, but he couldn't handle me.' He didn't appreciate Rafael van der Vaart's accusation that purposely injured him.Ģ2.

If you accuse me again I'll break both your legs, and that time it will be on purpose.' 'I didn't injure you on purpose and you know that. 'I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere.'Ģ1.

His response to Mario Balotelli's fireworks incident.Ģ0. 'I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or in kebab stands. 'An injured Zlatan is a serious thing for any team.'ġ9. His response after Sweden were eliminated from Euro 2012.ġ8. On Chelsea players' response to his red card in the 2015 Champions League quarterfinals.ġ7. 'It felt like I had 11 babies around me.' 'A World Cup without me is nothing to watch, so it is not worth waiting for the World Cup.'ġ5. Zlatan: 'Only God knows who will go through.'ġ4. And when Sweden lost to Portugal and failed to qualify?

And there was this famous exchange with a reporter ahead of the 2014 World Cup qualifying playoffs: But if they can, I will stay here - I promise you.'ġ3. 'I don't believe they can change the Eiffel Tower for my statue, even the people behind the club. After scoring twice to qualify Sweden for Euro 2016 over Denmark.ġ2. I sent their entire country into retirement.' 'There was the thought that this would send me into retirement. It is nice to know that even David Beckham doesn't have good taste in everything.'ġ1. 'We were looking through his playlist in the dressing room - there was lots of Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez. 'It's true I don't know much about the players here, but they definitely know who I am.'ġ0. At his unveiling as a Paris Saint-Germain player.ĩ. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel.' On his ex-girlfriend's engagement gift.Ĩ. 'What do you mean, 'present?' She got Zlatan.' On his single season at Barcelona where he endured a tense relationship with then-coach Pep Guardiola.ħ. Guardiola filled up with diesel and took a spin in the countryside. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway and you step on the gas. 'When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. On how he twisted Liverpool defender Stephane Henchoz inside-out.Ħ. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog.' In response to Carew's suggestions that Ibrahimovic's flicks and tricks were 'pointless.'ĥ. 'What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.' When Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger offered the then-teenaged Ibrahimovic a trialĤ. 'I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.'Ģ. Stream on ESPN+: LaLiga, Bundesliga, more (U.S.)ġ. The soccer world will miss him, but we've compiled some of his best quotes. His career spanned 24 years, with stints at Inter Milan, Barcelona, PSG, Manchester United and LA Galaxy.įrom incredible strikes to outrageous comments, he constantly kept us on our toes. But it's the end of an era as the 41-year-old announced his retirement on Sunday after completing the season with AC Milan. Zlatan Ibrahimovic is one of the most entertaining footballers in the world - both on and off the pitch. Zlatan Ibrahimovic's best quotes as the 41-year-old retires from soccer

JUST KEEP IT REAL WITH ME QUOTES UPGRADE

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